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Chuck Norris was once pulled over...he then proceeded to arrest the Police Officer! Fact!

Well you want to know about me. To start off with I'm a Pirate, so obviously I love stealing, and pillaging small villages. I also enjoy pimping, pimpology, keeping my pimp hand strong, and anything to do with Pimpen, pimpen, and more pimpen. I enjoy tricker treating even at this age, and I wont stop until I die. Im an active racist in my community against all races inclueding my own(go Obama P.S. your wifes hot, but Sarah Palin is hotter). If I steal something from your house dont take it personal I have a problem, and i'm working on it, and beside I already told you i'm a pirate so what do you exspect duhh! I also actively stalk Harry Potter, and all other thing partial to him, and if your wondering he has yet to call me back. Now to end off on a little fun fact if you Prick me do I not bleed? Think about it, and i'm out. LOL I'm just kidding i'll be serious now foreal just read the stuff under this.

Me! Me, Me, Me? Well what do you want to know about me. I'm 21 to start off with interacial to the max, formally from California(West Coast Baby). Moved to Arkansas like 2years ago don't know why I did that, but you know things have started to workout, its not that bad down here I guess, and don't have any complaints, i'm alive. I would say i'm silly, and when I say silly I mean silly I just can't help it sometimes. Not to mention I don't like to be sad, depressed, or anything like that. So the Silliness helps keep that bad stuff away, and I really like to have fun. I do have my serious times though where i'm all about trying to make progress, and make things happen with my life, or when my friend need somebody to talk to. I'm not gonna lie i'm a good listener, and I love to help people. I hate to see people suffer, and I like to help them as much as I can. I'm the type of guy who turns the channel when those commercials with the little kids come on. They make me feel bad, because I can't help them. Not to mention total buzz kill when your just chillen enjoying all your great American electronics, and munchen on some good old fashion gas station junk food(which by the way was all made in China electronics, and junk food. Just a little fun fact lol). Now on another not I can also be an asswhole everyonce in awhile. Foreal I can be a real****if I wanted to, but thats only if someone pisses me off, but thats hard to do. Oh, but being an silly smartass I do that well. I am also the guy that says the wrong things at the wrong times, but sometimes they workout, and are pretty funny.

Now maybe you want to know about me inrelation to what I want to do relationship wise. Well i'll admitt i'm not ready to get married anytime soon, but I wouldn't mind haveing a girlfriend if the situation worked itself out like that, or just a friend to chill with from time, to time. You know goto the movies, dinner stuff like that. You know contrary to beleaf not all guys are just takeing you out to get in your pants. Sometimes we, or aka me just want to take a beautiful girl out, and spend sometime with her talk, enjoy eachothers company, and make her smile thats it.

Now what else would you want to know about me. Well to be honest with you, because I know you ladies like the honesty. I'm 21, and I admitt i'm not that mature, and I havn't made the best choices in my life. But i'm being honest when I say i'm trying now to better myself. With the army, and alot of other job oppurtunities. I'm actually thinking about going into the job field of protecting, and serving, but I dont want to tell you which one. I'm just saying I know i'm a late bloomer, but once again im a guy. But atleast I was honest with you right. If you don't like that then oh well, atleast i'm trying to do something with myself. I think i'm a genuine guy just trying to do the right thing.

Oh, and onemore thing before I go I want you to listen to my little theory. "It's not that everything taste like chick, but that chicken taste like everything else"! What that was deep huh I know. I came up with that all by myself. :)

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BuildAthletic / toned
Height5' 10" (178 cm)
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorAuburn / red
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairNone
Best featureChest
Body ArtNone
Health ConditionNo problems


Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Housing SituationIt gets a bit crazy sometimes
Living ArrangementsAlone
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationProfessional - Technical - Vocational School
Employment StatusFull-time
Job TitleThe best thing since Sliced Bread. What!

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesSituation comedies, Movies, Reality shows
Favorite TV showsI Don't have a favorite t.v. show unless you count Sponge Bob. But I look at Sponge Bob as more an Art form!
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
Favorite moviesMovies that don't suck really, really bad. But Forest Gump isn't bad! Jennie!
Music typesCountry, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum cleaner noises, I don't like music, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
Favorite artistsI am my own favorite artist in the shower! :) Oh, La, La!
Reading selectionI don't like reading, I'm an author
Favorite booksI don't read books. I read life, real-life, and the everyday lessons it teaches me. I also like to read random stuff on google!
Idea of funStreaking, Dog Fighting, Drugs, Drinking until I blackout, Avoiding going to prison anytime soon, America, Chuck Norris, Spaghetti, and longwalks in Central Park!! Now what my real ideas of fun are!! :) Ice Cream, New shoes, Movies, shooting range, camping, khick backs, The Army, Music, Dancing, People that like to try new things, Chuck Norris Jokes, and I hate spaghetti, it's not fun to me at all. Well hate is such a strong word lets just say strongly dislike..
HobbiesExercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, TV, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing, bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion, spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Fishing, Playing cards, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers, Shopping, Motorcycles, Hunting


SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorParty starter
Friends describe asGoofy
In High School I was a(n)Cool dude
Sense of humorI never laugh
My great timeHanging out with friends, Partying, Going shopping, Staying at home, Trying new things, The movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / bars, Drinking, Extreme sports, Reading a book, Going to a casino, Playing dress-up, Playing video games, TV, Going to a concert, Going to a museum
Always wanted to tryCrack, because I heard it taste like Kool-Aid! Yeah buddy!


Political viewsAnarchist
Goal in lifeIs to not **** up! Yup thats my goal!

Looking For

Must maveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfulness, Passiveness
Look for in a partnerJust someone who doesn't like drama, and who I get along with. I'm not picky i except people for who they are. I'm not hard to please.
On the first dateMy ideal first date, I don't really know. Maybe when I was younger my ideal of a good first date would be the movies, make out, then McDonalds(You dont wanna make out after MC'Ds, nobody likes burger breath). Then I grew up, and realized going to the movies isnt really a great idea for a first date. You can't really get to know someone sitting quietly while staring at a screen. But you can still goto MC'Ds though you can never get tired of MC'Ds come on. Now the making out part thats up to the girl, I'm always up for that, but if your not hay cool with me no rush we can just chill.

Alright now on a serious note I can't really say I know what my ideal first date is, i'm a guy shoot me! Although I can probably tell you what well probably do. Goto a restraunt eat, talk, because I don't know about you, but If I take someone on a date I ginuinely want to get to know them(Vice Versa). An what better place to sit, and talk on a first date then a restraunt. Not to mention ladies it's a public place so if you wanna findout if i'm a freak, or not, and if I am get away with your life, perfect place(P.S. I'm not a freak, well atleast not in that way!? Just kidding, or am I???). Oh, and i'm just saying the restraunts are just as much for my safety to, i'm just saying some chicks can be crazy to.

So now after dinner depending on how things went we might go somewhere, and walk around talk somemore. I'll probably bring some fireworks, and shoot a few off, because I like fireworks, and always have some on hand. An you kind of have to admitt who doesn't like Fireworks, we'll except babies. But your not a baby I hope, and im not against dateing a lady with a baby, but just to let you know bringing your kid on our first date. Maybe not such a good idea, not only is that bad date edicate, but then theres the whole babies being afraid of fireworks thing again, i'm just saying. Then after were done running from the cops, because fireworks are illegal in city limits(Cops also scare babies F.Y.I.). I'll take you home, and hopefully if I liked you, and you liked me. Well both call, or text eachother back, and go on a second date.

So I guess thats what we would do on a first date, but usually i'll ask you what you feel like doing, and we'll do that. You know how it is nobody really plans these things.

Oh, and before I forget if your looking for that really romantic first date type stuff. Thats more like a 4th, or 5th date type of thing. I'm just saying if you don't really know eachother that well before the first date, and I do something like take you to my house throw rose peddals everywhere have a violinist playing, and then confess my undieing love to you. Lets be honest your gonna freakout, and run away, and I wouldn't blame you, because I would do the same. But if your wondering I can be very romantic, but you won't really see that side of me unless you take the time to get to know me, and where talking for awhile. So yeah thats me!


Enjoys playingArchery, Auto Racing, Badminton, Boxing, Cheerleading, Cricket, Croquet, Fencing, Football (Australian), In-line or Roller Skating, Paintball, Polo, Rodeo, Rugby, Shooting, Snowboarding, Table Tennis, Volleyball, Water Polo, Windsurfing, Wrestling, Other Sports
Enjoys watchingAuto Racing, Bicycling, Cricket, Curling
Favorite teamMy favorite team is the team of Me! There is an "i

Exercising Preferences

ExcercisesBodybuilding, Cross Training, Jogging, Running, Walking, Weightlifting